1. You don’t want women to be able to get abortions.
  2. You really, really, really, really, really love guns.
  3. You’re wealthy and want policies that favor that fact above all else.
  4. You’ve never had to worry about health care and don’t believe people who do.
  5. You really, really, really, really, really love cops and authority in general.
  6. Black people wanting equality or just to not be killed by cops offends you.
  7. Owning the libs! Haha!
  8. You’re sooooooooooo bored with COVID.
  9. Imagining brown kids in cages gives you a raging boner.
  10. Losing makes you limp, even if winning makes you resentful, and that scares you most of all.