Oh, thought I could take off later than I could. The mind was there, but the body, not so much. Looked down the face of the wave to watch my board go vertical as I was flung forward, smashed down, spun till I didn’t know which way was up, climbed up my leash to the surface, sputtered my way to shore.
early morning fog, partial clearing 
Ouch. What happened?
I warned you about those sharks.
Owwww!
Holy hell, Jen!! What happened??
Oh, thought I could take off later than I could. The mind was there, but the body, not so much. Looked down the face of the wave to watch my board go vertical as I was flung forward, smashed down, spun till I didn’t know which way was up, climbed up my leash to the surface, sputtered my way to shore.
Nothing out of the ordinary!